Friday, April 01, 2022

A trivia day

 


Spring is busting out all over

Remember reciting, “April showers bring May flowers”? Thanks to Joanne Guidoccio for these April facts: April is Alcohol Awareness Month, Financial Literacy Month, National Autism Awareness Month, National Parkinson’s Awareness Month, National Volunteer Month, and Stress Awareness Month. Earth Day is celebrated on April 22. Other April observances include National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day (April 2), National No Housework Day (April 7), National Hug Your Dog Day (April 10), National Garlic Day (April 19), and International Jazz Day (April 30).

In my household, however, the most important dates are April 22—birthday of Colin David, my oldest child; by coincidence that was also the birthday of my baby sister who died in infancy; April 12, birthday of Colin’s son and my grandson, Kegan David; April 20, birthday of son-in-law Brandon Hudgeons; April 11, birthday of my late mother.

News from the book front: Texas Senator Ted Cruz is not content with ranting about Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson and books that should be banned—He attacked Judge Jackson over the curriculum at a private school where she serves as a trustee. Cruz waved a children’s picture book, Antiracist Baby, which he offered as an example of the CRT that pervades the school. No one asked Cruz to define CRT—a missed opportunity—but the book immediately leapt to the top of the Amazon bestseller list in its category. I think that’s called karma.

Now Cruz is attacking diaries, journals, and blank books, claiming they should not be sold to minors. Heaven knows what he thinks those CRT teens are going to write. Maybe he has renewed the once common practice of teenage girls keeping private diaries. Keep it up, Ted. You’re great for the book business.

In a development not so great, I read where a venture capital company, Elliott Advisors, is buying up or trying to buy up bookstore chains. Founder Paul Singer says the goal is to “create efficiencies unseen in the book business and engage in a little world domination, which is the most thrilling thing a hedge fund guy can do.” Sort of venture capital doublespeak to me, but the possibilities are both hopeful and frightening. The book trade is the only one I know of where unsold products may be returned to the publisher for credit. A publisher friend of mine was married to a toy manufacturer’s sales rep who ranted, “You can’t return toys if you don’t sell them. Why books?” IF the Elliott people change that, so much to the good for publishers (still my point of view) but devastating for booksellers. It could set the whole system on its ear. And the phrase “world domination” scares me in this current climate of censorship and book banning.

Some nice things happened today: my free-lance editor is dropping clients but said she would keep me because she wants to see what happens to Irene next. And I was asked to be part of a food-writing project from an organization I’m part of—looking forward to that.

On my own I successfully paired my phone with my hearing aids—who knew they came “unpaired”? I no longer will yell “Can you hear me?” at my kids who could hear me only too well, but I couldn’t hear them. And I navigated a change in insurance policies with only a minimum of frustration—after being on indefinite hold and had a futile online chat, I found a phone number where I was connected immediately with a knowledgeable person. Nice when things go right. Now if I can only figure out why I have such profile problems with the three major credit bureaus. Can’t do everything at once!

It's a beautiful night. I’m going to take a glass of wine out to the patio and enjoy the lovely evening.

 

Jordan and her crazy-angle photos
Honest, we weren't tipsy--just the camera

 

 

The goal, as stated by Paul Singer, founder of Elliott Management, is to "leverage the unleverageable, create efficiencies unseen in the book business, and engage in a little world domination, which is about the most thrilling thing a hedge fund guy can do!"

 

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