Showing posts with label #housework. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #housework. Show all posts

Saturday, March 03, 2018

Erma Bombeck Lives On!



            Erma Bombeck’s classic lines stay in my mind forever. For years I saved a clipping of her column about never wanting to lose the child in her at Christmas. But perhaps her line most memorable to me was her confession that faced with a blank piece of paper in her typewriter (dates her, doesn’t it?), she’d rather go scrub floors. I felt that way this morning.
I have the climactic scene in my novel-in-progress to write, and it’s pretty well mapped out in my head; I have an article I’m fiddling with for a writers’ publication; and I have a brief essay I’m editing. So what did I do this morning?
I tackled the two big drawers in my kitchen, a chore that needs to be done with discouraging frequency. One is designed to hold pots and pans, but because it is commodious, everything get put in there—crackers in baggies, small bottles of wine, vinegars and oils because it’s close to the hot plate. It’s sort of like my closet which, because it’s large, ends up as the repository for everything we don’t know what to do with. I need a good closet redo.
Back to the kitchen: I moved the crackers—we tend to forget about them in there anyway. And I took everything out and put it back in neat order—well, as much as I could. I culled out a disposable icebox container for which I had no lid—Jordan later found the lid in her kitchen and slipped the whole thing into a small space in the drawer.
Then I moved on to the drawer that serves as my pantry. You know things have come to a sad pass when a drawer is all the pantry space I have. Once again, I took everything out, which was good because it reminded me of some things I forgot I had. I’m a hoarder of sorts—well, let’s say I don’t like to be caught unprepared. So there’s some bulgur wheat tucked away and lentils—aha, I’ll make soup this week! —and four kinds of pasta, plus countless cans of tuna, some canned chili I bought in a fit and may never eat, enough cans of anchovies that I don’t need to ever buy again—but I do love them. Now it’s all neatly arranged.
The problem, of course, is that all that neatness will disappear with daily living, and I’ll have to do it again.
But there’s more to my domesticity. When Jacob was selling cookie dough for band, I ended with two boxes. I was down to the bottom of the chocolate chip box, so I baked those cookies. My daughter-in-law Lisa reps for a line of organic products called Wildtree, and I especially liked the ranch dressing mix, so I made up one of the packets she gave me for Christmas. So tonight, I’ll have left-over shepherd’s pie, salad with ranch, and a chocolate chip cookie (and then I may hide them from Jacob).
Nice outing at noon today. Christian was puzzled when Jordan told him we were going to the hardware for onions—why not the grocery? —but when I said starter onions, he understood they were for my garden. I got basil, a trap to catch food in the sink (one of mine disappeared into thin air), and dishes to sit under plants when I water them. Then we went to Carshon’s for a good deli lunch—I had lox and they each had designer sandwiches, the Rebecca and the Ruthie.
Good news of the day: the sight in my right eye was markedly improved this morning. I could distinguish each piece of furniture in the living room. Tonight, after a day of movement that stirs things up, I can still see the furniture, but it’s pretty blurry. Still, I am so grateful for progress!
Happy weekend, everyone.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Sometimes Life Rushes at You—or is there a spot on the moon?


            Life surely rushed at me yesterday. Thursday, after some steroids, my hip felt so much better that I thought I was Wonder Woman. Walking the aisles of the grocery stores disabused me of that idea, and I came home with a sore hip and a discouraged soul. Yesterday a good friend (she calls me her Fort Worth mom because her mom is in Canada) took my list and did my Central Market shopping for me. I was grateful for the chance to stay off my feet pretty much.

But early that morning, Lewis Bundock, one of the two brothers doing my remodeling, stuck his head in my office door to say the kitchen counter would go in next Wednesday. My understanding was they wouldn’t even think about the kitchen until the bathroom was complete, but I don’t guess the tile man got that message. I blanched at the idea of having to clean off the counter, but Lewis pointed out I had Monday and Tuesday. Then in a bit he stuck his head in to say change in plans: the counter would go in Monday morning.

I have a longstanding date to cook dinner for friends who will only be in town this weekend. We’ll have supper Sunday night on the deck, since this house is a dirty, dusty mess, and the Bundocks tell me not to think about cleaning it until they’re out of here. It’s so bad I think even the dog is dusty, though neighbor Jay says she’s just graying more. Between the hip and the kitchen counter, Sunday’s dinner looms large—though we do what we have to do and somehow it all gets done.

Then a doctor’s office called to tell me I will have an MRI next Friday. And an agent wrote to decline reading my entire Chicago historical manuscript because she didn’t find the characters came off the page in the sample (a problem to think about much later). My email went crazy. I had planned to write a thousand words that morning—between all that was going on and the never-ending email, I wrote maybe five sentences.

Around 5:30, looking forward to dinner with a friend, I began to worry about why she was so late—perhaps she meant me to meet her instead of picking me up. Turns out someone had pulled out in front of her so sharply that she hit him, had to chase him down though when she got him to stop he was apologetic and said it was all his fault. Let’s hope he sticks to that story with his insurance people. Meantime, she arrived at my house shaken and frustrated and angry at the rigmarole she would now face. We were so late getting to the restaurant that the owner called to make sure I was all right.

Good things about the day: I had a delightful lunch with Melinda at our favorite small Italian place where we always take small bottles of wine—she orders chicken piccata and I always have bresaola served with grana, greens, and a lemony vinaigrette. So good. After I told Melinda all my troubles, they didn’t seem so bad—that’s what friends are for.

Kathie and I had a good dinner and a good visit in spite of her accident. We agreed it was a bad day for both of us—she had other things going on in addition to the accident. She was worried about a museum presentation she’ll give Monday and was worrying ahead to next weekend when she’ll have her son’s family and will, for the first time, babysit a six-year-old girl and three-year-old boy by herself. I told her she’d be fine.

And last night? I wrote a thousand words.

All my troubles shall pass. I know that. Guess I’m just whining.