Friday, December 04, 2020

My quarantine funk

 

I, who haven’t minded quarantine and indeed sometimes enjoyed it, woke up yesterday in a funk for no good reason. It just seemed to me that yet another long day stretched before me, with nothing different than the day before or the day to come. One of my sons always answers my calls with, “What’s up?” and lately my reply is “Nothin’.” That’s how I felt.

Things didn’t get better. I locked myself out of a computer account and had to call for help. That was an omen for a day when I got nothing done. Oh, I posted to my cooking blog and I sent an Angelo’s roast to our Jewish brother-in-law/uncle as a Hanukah present from all the Texas Alters. But it seemed like I got nothing done and spent to much time putzing around on the computer.

I tried a recipe I’ve been saving—actually it was a non-recipe, posted on the New York Times Cooking Community Facebook page by a chef/friend of mine. It’s one of those that seemed complicated because I’d never done it before. And because I should have had the ingredients all ready before I started. The result was creamed spinach with flavors of onion, garlic, and chicken broth. I’ll do it again.

And late last night I wrote 500 words on my novel. A prolific and famous writer recently confessed that 500 words a day is her goal. If she makes that, she’s happy; if she makes a thousand, it’s a bonus and she rejoices.

Today dawned a much brighter day—until I tried to give Sophie a Benadryl for her coughing (allergies). The drawer was stuck. The drawer which only incidentally holds Benadryl but also cooking utensils, baggies and the like, and all the everyday dishes. I went back to bed to contemplate this problem. Color me proud—I opened it the half inch it would go, kind of poked around with a spatula, and then gave a good tug. It opened! I think the culprit was an Oxo tool that’s supposed to open jars but doesn’t—I put it in the bottom drawer where it can do almost no harm.

Things didn’t get better. My son sent me some money through a payment service called Zelle, which I knew nothing about. Mind you, this son banks at a branch of the same bank I do, so he could have just transferred funds. Dutifully I tried to register, but it seemed to me I was opening an account with the bank—and I already have several. So I called the bank, and a consultant patiently walked me through the process until we got to where they needed to send me a verification code. It didn’t come, so I tried again. It didn’t come. The consultant consulted her boss and finally decided I should have Jamie cancel it and use PayPal or a direct transfer. It was a whole lot of work and time for forty-two dollars that I didn’t get.

I guess my story isn’t as bad as my friend who had a rat in her house—her first clue was a big bite out of a banana and another out of a sweet potato. Then she actually saw the critter. So she bought a new, modern trap—and caught her finger in it. Had to go to the doctor for antibiotics. Then she called an exterminator. The report this morning is the rat is dead and the finger is better.

The news didn’t add to my day. When my kids were at “that” age I did everything I knew to squelch bathroom humor. And I know today we’re a bitterly divided nation with many of our cultural norms—like common courtesy and good manners—thrown aside. But have we sunk so low that the fact that a lawyer passed gas (you may supply the f-word) in court is a news headline? I am not a fan of Rudy Giuliani, and I think it’s sad that a man who was once admired as a leader has debased himself, but if that happened, I’m sure it was something he couldn’t help and an embarrassment. Ten years ago, everyone would have just looked tactfully away and never mentioned it.

And one final bit of absurdity: I was reading a cooking magazine and came across directions for making a hyper-realistic eggplant cake. Who wants a cake that looks like an eggplant? I want my chocolate cake to look like cake! If I want eggplant, that’s a whole different thing.

I think I should go take a nap and start this day over. Stay warm and safe.

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